Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
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Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
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Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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