Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
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