Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
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Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
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I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
Two words: nipple clamps
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