Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
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Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
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Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
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