I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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