You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
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