you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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