You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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