Kareoke will never be a sober sport
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
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[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
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She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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