saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
It's like God shit irony all over that family
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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