We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
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I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
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I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
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