Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
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