it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
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