Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
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But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
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You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
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