You're a womanizer and a bitch.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
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Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
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I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
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