I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
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