OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Randomize
