so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
Is it because I queefed?
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
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nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
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I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
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