whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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