covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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