We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
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I will probably be peed on at some point today.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
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of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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