Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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