At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
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thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
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my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
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