question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
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