Whod you bang
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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