It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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