this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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