i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
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Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
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When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
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