so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
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