summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
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I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
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is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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