I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
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I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
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I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
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