I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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