Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
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when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
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His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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