Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
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