It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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