gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
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