sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
Randomize
