when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
These 25 People Had Very Inappropriate Sexual Relations(hips)
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
These 31 People Are Lazier Than You Could Ever Imagine
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.