so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
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hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
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He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!