Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
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This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
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yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
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