omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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