help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
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Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
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all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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