I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize
