So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
oh
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
Randomize
