dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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