I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
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I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
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This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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