I have demons in me.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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