Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
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I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
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Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
Someone signed my nipple.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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