I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
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you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
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True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
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