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my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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