her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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