This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
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just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
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Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
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