So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
