He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
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