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(901): View more from Tennessee

Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks

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(941): View more from Florida

so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow

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(248): View more from Michigan

Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.

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(936): View more from Texas

im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done

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(845): View more from New York

My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.

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(301): View more from Maryland

Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.

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(425): View more from Washington

I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed

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(504): View more from Louisiana

I need to stop waking up with no pants on.

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what happened this time

(504): View more from Louisiana

I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room

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(701): View more from North Dakota

eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?

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