My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i may or may not be watching the land before time
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
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She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
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You've created a tinder dominating monster.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
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