My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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