Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
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We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
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Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.