How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
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We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
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I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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