I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Holy sore nipples Batman
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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