i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
It's never too late to be topless.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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