I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
Randomize
