Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
Randomize
