Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
I'm bleeding and have questions
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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